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	<title>No Method, Just Madness</title>
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	<description>sometimes.  other times the exact opposite.  but at all times, unabashedly mine.</description>
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		<title>I’m still holding out for the impromptu dancing in the streets though</title>
		<link>http://lacubanagringa.com/2010/07/19/i%e2%80%99m-still-holding-out-for-the-impromptu-dancing-in-the-streets-though/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 23:23:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Finishing residency is a lot like having a birthday.  You expect to feel different…older, more mature, accomplished.  But, really, you just feel like you did the day before:  tired and a little gassy.1 Last Thursday was my final day of residency.  And after seven PLUS2 years of bustin’ my balls, I kind of expected a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lacubanagringa.com&blog=1049225&post=890&subd=lacubanagringa&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>And I STILL got a letter of recommendation out of that guy!</title>
		<link>http://lacubanagringa.com/2010/07/09/and-i-still-got-a-letter-of-recommendation-out-of-that-guy/</link>
		<comments>http://lacubanagringa.com/2010/07/09/and-i-still-got-a-letter-of-recommendation-out-of-that-guy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2010 03:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lacubanagringa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ay Dios mio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trust me i'm a doctor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Days left in residency:  7 (if you count today), 4 (if you don’t count today or the weekend), (but who’s counting?) SCENES FROM AN OPERATING ROOM 7:43 PM, Operating Room 3 It’s been one of those days.  The surgeons should be done with their cases for the day but, for reasons that don’t just border [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lacubanagringa.com&blog=1049225&post=641&subd=lacubanagringa&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Screw it, we might as well peel potatoes in the shower now</title>
		<link>http://lacubanagringa.com/2010/07/08/screw-it-we-might-as-well-peel-potatoes-in-the-shower-now/</link>
		<comments>http://lacubanagringa.com/2010/07/08/screw-it-we-might-as-well-peel-potatoes-in-the-shower-now/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 03:35:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lacubanagringa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ay Dios mio]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Never does one truly appreciate how convenient a working drain is more than the point at which the drain ceases to actually drain. Seriously, write that shit down. For the last couple of weeks, we’ve been having plumbing problems. Showers have become more of a wading experience. I’ll wade the shit out of the ocean [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lacubanagringa.com&blog=1049225&post=592&subd=lacubanagringa&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I won’t start getting panicky until I hit my early late 30’s</title>
		<link>http://lacubanagringa.com/2010/06/30/i-won%e2%80%99t-start-getting-panicky-until-i-hit-my-early-late-30%e2%80%99s/</link>
		<comments>http://lacubanagringa.com/2010/06/30/i-won%e2%80%99t-start-getting-panicky-until-i-hit-my-early-late-30%e2%80%99s/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 20:46:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lacubanagringa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I distinctly recall being eight and thinking that people in their 20’s were old.1  People in their 30’s were washed up has-beens.  And actual old, wrinkled people?  They were already dead, just hanging out until there was an open slot in purgatory.  Or outer space.  Then again, when I was eight, I also thought that I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lacubanagringa.com&blog=1049225&post=605&subd=lacubanagringa&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Add that to the list of things that med school was good for</title>
		<link>http://lacubanagringa.com/2010/06/28/add-that-to-the-list-of-things-that-med-school-was-good-for/</link>
		<comments>http://lacubanagringa.com/2010/06/28/add-that-to-the-list-of-things-that-med-school-was-good-for/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 02:26:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lacubanagringa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[trust me i'm a doctor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Days left in residency: 18 The other day I was seeing patients in clinic with one of the colorectal surgeons. Lots of run-of-the-mill problems of the colorectal variety, you know: colon cancer, hemorrhoids, rectal prolapse, gerbils, that sort of thing. Much of this clinic is spent performing anoscopy – the fancy term for inserting a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lacubanagringa.com&blog=1049225&post=547&subd=lacubanagringa&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">the right way</media:title>
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		<title>Yeah, I can amputate that for you</title>
		<link>http://lacubanagringa.com/2010/06/23/yeah-i-can-amputate-that-for-you/</link>
		<comments>http://lacubanagringa.com/2010/06/23/yeah-i-can-amputate-that-for-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 01:30:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lacubanagringa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[trust me i'm a doctor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[free medical advice]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rule number one of being a doctor?  Don’t tell anyone outside the hospital that you’re a doctor.  Trust me.  It always starts with an innocent medical question.  And ends in a dark, dank alleyway with a dubiously indicated excision of some fleshy appendage using nothing but a plastic butter knife for an instrument and The [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lacubanagringa.com&blog=1049225&post=557&subd=lacubanagringa&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Aaaaaand, she’s back.  Again.  Now with new and improved lemonade.</title>
		<link>http://lacubanagringa.com/2010/06/21/aaaaaand-she%e2%80%99s-back-again-now-with-new-and-improved-lemonade/</link>
		<comments>http://lacubanagringa.com/2010/06/21/aaaaaand-she%e2%80%99s-back-again-now-with-new-and-improved-lemonade/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 05:08:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lacubanagringa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[piss and moan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So.  You know how sometimes life hands you lemons?  And chirpy, shiny, happy, annoying people tell you that you’re supposed to make lemonade?  And, under normal circumstances, you would (because you love lemonade, it’s full of vitamin C and brings you back to happy childhood memories of when your Abuelita used to make it for [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lacubanagringa.com&blog=1049225&post=548&subd=lacubanagringa&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Only because “phone a friend” wasn’t an option</title>
		<link>http://lacubanagringa.com/2010/02/01/only-because-%e2%80%9cphone-a-friend%e2%80%9d-wasn%e2%80%99t-an-option/</link>
		<comments>http://lacubanagringa.com/2010/02/01/only-because-%e2%80%9cphone-a-friend%e2%80%9d-wasn%e2%80%99t-an-option/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 08:19:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lacubanagringa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So in an effort to get this here blog back up and running, I’ve got a few blog posts simmering on various back burners.  A 2009 wrap up, for instance.  That one’s bound to be a goodie seeing as how I just ADORED 2009.  (And by adored I mean, absafuckinglutely hated.  I didn’t care for [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lacubanagringa.com&blog=1049225&post=539&subd=lacubanagringa&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>32 reasons I love The Brit</title>
		<link>http://lacubanagringa.com/2010/01/25/32-reasons-i-love-the-brit/</link>
		<comments>http://lacubanagringa.com/2010/01/25/32-reasons-i-love-the-brit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 19:01:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lacubanagringa</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[hands off/he's mine]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. The dimples. 2. He was undeterred in his quest to have the Star Wars theme song played at our wedding.  The organist played it during communion.  (Thank God I&#8217;d made it clear that lightsabers had to be checked at the cathedral doors.) 3. The first time he made me dinner, he made Molten lava [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lacubanagringa.com&blog=1049225&post=491&subd=lacubanagringa&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>knock, knock?</title>
		<link>http://lacubanagringa.com/2010/01/25/knock-knock/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just dusted the cobwebs off of my wordpress account and am comforted to see that, despite the fact that I haven&#8217;t written in a billion years, I still have a healthy following.  This is entirely due to the fact that google searches for savory topics like &#8220;boobies&#8221; and &#8220;gouda&#8221; still lead people here, but [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lacubanagringa.com&blog=1049225&post=530&subd=lacubanagringa&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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