What would you say might be appropriate punishment for an accountant who, what’s the word he used, miscalculated what you owed in federal and state taxes? Because I’m thinking that I might dip said accountant in honey, spray him with bird seed, and then hang him from his scrotum in the yellow bellied sap sucker bird exhibit at the Academy of Sciences Museum during peak business hours for precisely 12,000 seconds. And then mention to him, say, around second 11, 999, that I really only meant to hang him there for 1,500 seconds.
Oops! Minor miscalculation!
women always wanna go straight for the balls. At least it’s not a woodpecker exhibit. Cuz that just wouldn’t be right.
shake your finger in front of him and say “bad BAD accountant” and not give him any treats for a week.
or ask him for some monetary compensation!
I believe a swift punch to the stomach followed by an immediate upper cut would suffice……making sure that I walk away saying…”Don’t make that mistake again”.
Alas….I was 6000 miles away from him and a rude email is all I could muster up